fink in the city

becky likes shoes

2010-04-19T00:51:00.000-07:00

and so do I....

Well, at least I liked my one AND ONLY (over dramatic, yes) pair of Going Out shoes. They were perfect, went with everything, and we very uncomfortable... everything a good pair of shoes should be.

I met said shoes 2 years ago, at my cousin's wedding. We spent a wonderful night drinking and dancing before they took me home...

Our relationship came to a halt this past weekend in La Crosse, WI. I went to visit a friend and partake in some downtown activities and I of course brought my shoes along. We started off fine at a grill out followed by a few low key drinks at the bar. Then the horrid act happened, at the library. The Library is a bar, and, if I ever open a bar I will probably copy that name because it is awesome. However, at my bar, people won't steal shoes.

Two shoes went into the bar, but only one came out... which would be great for any one-legged friend one may have... but that's not me.

So, I placed my other shoe underneath a truck before heading into the next bar. For safe keeping. But upon my return, someone had stolen the truck and MY other shoe.

Well, karma would have it that they found my shoe at the library. So, if you happen to frequent La Crosse and see a lonely shoe, let me know.

Oh, and the most disturbing part of all, I went to about 4 other bars and a pizza place... barefoot. And nobody even said anything. I guess Kenny C was right, "no shoes, no shirt, no problem..."

10 Years Ago

2009-12-31T12:23:00.001-08:00

Besides the obvious stuff, like still liking Bushes and living at home, here are a few of my favorites.

10 years ago I had finally talked my dad into letting me have a puppy. Now I have a crippled old sibling to fight with.

10 years ago I had yet to taste alcohol. Now we meet many times a week.

10 years ago I had braces. Today, I stopped wearing braces and my teeth have gone back to their original position and I need braces again.

10 years ago I did everything in my power to get my brother in trouble. Today, I'm going to spend the night at his party.

10 years ago, I was awesome. Today, I am still awesome.

we're all in this together

2009-09-13T22:53:00.000-07:00

I have never been one to accomplish tasks early. Some might call me a procrastinator, and they would be right. But in my time at Marquette, I have run into one giant time-consuming obstacle. Movies on tv.

They are entertaining, normally old, and have those dreaded commercials. Yet, I never get up and go to the shelf to get the same exact movie on dvd (or vhs, if they're really old).

I have developed a list... the top 5 movies that have taken valuable time from my life:

Mean Girls- I watched this at least every week my freshmen year of college. Saturday afternoon I would wake up, get brunch and then nap while embarking on this lovely journey with Lindsey Lohan.

Harry Potter- I never let myself get into this series. Until this summer. I accomplished all 6 movies in a weekend... I'm not saying I'm proud, but it was done. Now my life is consumed with trying to figure out what happens. There is no way I am wasting EVEN MORE time reading the books.

High School Musical- The phenomenon is similar to Harry Potter. My friend (now known as Troy) drug me to the 3rd movie last fall. There's nothing better than singing, dancing, and high school. Oh... and having a fire place and balcony in your room (Gabriella). Just remember, NOBODY SINGS AT COLLEGE.

The Notebook- Clearly, every girls favorite movie. It is always on tv, and even though I've seen it 25 million times, I sit and I watch and fall in love.

Elf- I will venture to say, no time can be wasted watching Elf, but sometimes papers are more important than Santa (No, that's a lie). I watched this movie EVERY DAY (sometimes more) from October to January my sophomore year. If you haven't tried the Elf drinking game, you should.

So now that I've spent the day watching said movies, it's time to get scholarly!

looking back

2009-09-11T08:04:00.000-07:00

So it's been about a month since I last posted. While my life has been an adventure in about 6 different states since then, I don't think today is the appropriate time to talk about it.

I don't often think about what happened 8 years ago; how I felt when I found out, when I heard we were going to combat, or when we had a memorial for all who died. As a student of political science, I concentrate on what has happened since.

Many "adults" have said they can't believe in 8 more years there will be a generation that never understood that day. I have to disagree. It will never be forgotten. Too much has changed. Americans are different now, we live in a different place. I spent my entire childhood living in the leading country in the world. I didn't know what terrorism was.

That all changed on that day. It's affected who I have become and what I want to do with my life. It woke us up as a nation and made us aware.

Last spring, I visited Ground Zero and met a survivor. Through all the emotions and feelings I felt, the visit gave me a little more hope.

As we bicker and fight about healthcare and I get numerous emails from people bashing people who I work for, this is a reminder that we are all united. We are all Americans, and that's something that can never be taken away.

i'm on a plane

2009-08-10T20:17:00.000-07:00

So you may be thinking, "Wow, Lindsey hasn't been writing for a while." More likely, you haven't noticed. Well, I have been on a hiatus in Birmingham, Alabama. While the city had so little to offer me, my adventures were grand... starting with my friend and fellow almost housewife, Mary's, birthday booze cruise.

I had debated whether I should go our not since i had to leave for the airport at 4 the next morning and was just diagnosed with a sprained jaw. But, my better judgment ruled out and the fact that I had already paid $25 won. So I set some ground rules... well, one ground rule: DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH. But, of course, I listened to this rule as well as most others.

Flash forward to 1:45 am when I end up in my friend Kalyn's bed, one hot mess. She promised to make sure I got up by 3:15 so I could go home, shower, and finish packing. At 3:45 I wake up, and dart home. There, I found out I left my makeup and license at Kalyn's. Luckily, my shuttle only had me to pick up, so when I was 10 minutes later it was no big deal. Until I got to the airport.

I was still drunk, and as luck would have it, I was flying Northwest (shittest airline ever... DO NOT FLY IT). They had just merged with Delta and had to check in desk. Tell this to any sober person at 4:30 am and they might be confused. Tell my drunk self, and I was distraught. Luckily, I had some friends meeting me there.

After going to the wrong check in, I had to call my mom. Of course, I didn't plan out my confirmation and I needed my number. Mid conversation, I found out I didn't need her and hung up. Then, we got to Delta, where I proceeded to call my mother again. This time I didn't feel so bad because it was 4:45am. Again, I really didn't need her help, I was just confused. I finally get to where I am supposed to drop off my luggage and my bag weighs 59 pounds.

I proceed to open my extra extra large bag and take all of my shoes out to put in my carry on... 56 pounds. I proceed to put those all back and try something new. After 2 more tries, my bag was at 54 pounds. Seriously. So I ask the check in lady, "Ma'am, how much will it cost me to be 4 pounds over weight?" She replies, "90 dollars." Since my better judgment had yet to return, I asked her, "Well, I've gained 10 pounds in the last month... does that mean I have to pay an extra $90?"

With that, she slapped the tag on my bag and let me on my way to security where I had to remove everything from my carryon to get to my laptop, at the bottom of the bag.

I finally made it to the plane where I switched seats with a lady and announced her boyfriend would like to sit next to her better anyways, I droll in my sleep.

I made it to Birmingham safe and with all of my things after this enjoyable experience...

I wish I could sat the same for getting back.

too much talking

2009-07-31T13:32:00.001-07:00

There comes a time in life when you learn you are a loud person. And at some times, you may be too loud. That time for me was approximately 9:35 this morning.

I went to the doctor because I had a horrible earache that was causing me massive headaches. Finding that none of the drugs I had were helping, I figured she could do something. After poking around my head for 15 minutes, I was diagnosed with TMJ.

I have sprained my mouth from screaming on said roller-coasters last weekend!

So, I have to wait for the next 3 to 4 weeks for this to heal itself... no good pain meds... just lots of rest and minimal talking.

FML.

indiana insights

2009-07-27T21:58:00.000-07:00

Embarking on an epic journey, I headed to Indiana last Thursday to see a friend for the last time before she heads off to California. I might add that by friend, she might be more like me than anyone else I know. She's smart, bitchy, funny, likes to drink, fun to be around, straightforward, and all together awesome. She does have about a foot on me though. As I often do, I learned some interesting things about myself and others on this journey.

First, the map quest directions said it would take me 4 hours and 24 minutes to get from my work to Texas Road House (where Emily works). So I planned about 3 1/2 hours. As I approached the intersection of 90 and 294, I decided to stay with the directions and take 90. Wrong choice. After going 40 miles in 2 hours (which I later smartly calculated to 20 miles per hour) through the Windy City I made a life choice. I will never live in Chicago.

Once I finally arrived, 5 1/2 hours later, we headed to the bar. There, we found an annoying 34-year old woman who decided my friend Ray would be her prey for the evening. It was in the light of her drunk eyes that I found out I look like a 34-year old. Now, I think most people might find this offensive. I however, cannot wait to be 30 (flirty and fun). Lesson learned here: avoid annoying drunk ladies over the age of 35 at the bar.

Friday went pretty normal. Until we went to the scariest bar on the planet. I thought campus got a little sketchy being in the ghetto and all. I WAS WRONG. Four-minutes into our stay I thought I was going to die. Ten minutes later I was too tipsy to care. I learned that night to be friendly to everyone who walked into the bar. You never know who has a pistol... or when the next bar fight will be.

Saturday I spent the day screaming like a baby on some of the biggest life-threats, aka. roller coasters, in the world at King's Island. While I found some good kiddie coasters by the end of the day, dangling in my seat 200 feet in the air and climbing to 230-feet to fall at 80 mph at a 74% grade left me voiceless and crying. Driving home that night (after a brief consideration to drive an additional 2 hours at midnight to see a friend in Columbus) I realized just what a difference a wind shield makes.

Sunday, I over came all obstacles. Or my biggest obstacle- getting lost. After sitting for a half hour going less than a tenth of a mile on I-65, I pulled out my map. Maybe one of the most dangerous life decisions I could have made. I found my own route, off-roaded it in my Grand Prix, and headed to State Road 41. This went well for about 30 minutes until I realized it didn't connect with the right highway. Thanks goodness for Cassie at OnStar... she kept me from hours of wondering around BFE Indiana.

All and all, it was a successful trip, especially for a lost, scared 34-year old.

laundry lover

2009-07-19T22:18:00.001-07:00

Have you ever had your entire life crumble to pieces due to one trip to the laundry mat? If you haven't, feel lucky. The simplistic yet horrifying events have in fact taken place in my life recently and if you are not careful, it could happen to you.

While I am not what some call a laundry god, I do know my fair share. Or, have learned my fair share. I spent the first year of college putting the detergent in the wrong spot and on multiple occasions, forgot to turn the dryer on. Of course, this always happened in the dorm and usually when someone was around to ridicule me. And there was the occasion of running into the love-of-my-life (turned shy, weird boy) whilst bent over displaying my granny panties to the world.

But even after these incidences, I had a strong feeling, want, and wish that these lessons would prepare me for meeting a suitable match while separating my lights and darks. I mean, it happens in the movies, right. Boy, was I wrong.

A few days ago I was doing a small (i.e. 3 loads) bit of laundry at the Maytag (no, they do not pay me, they just have a monopoly where I live). I was quietly reading my book and waiting for my clothes to dry. Side not, I dry EVERYTHING. If it was made past the year 2000, it should survive in a dryer. I was trying to ignore the screaming 5-year-old running around the place and attempting not to listen to my neighbors conversation. It's always interesting there; you have a mix of students and then those who live in the surrounding ghetto. Fun times.

As I got up to go get my things, I spot a cute guy out of the corner of my eye. (Enter classy, lovey dovey music). However, instead of make quick eye contact, this guy proceeds to stare at me as I walk to the dryer and go through all of my clothes. I turn around, and he's still staring. Not moving his glance. Not trying to act cool. Being creepy and stalkerish. I throw my mostly damp "dried clothing" into a bag and high-tailed out. Crushed that my life-long dream of meeting the perfect guy while performing a hated chore like Cinderella would not end happily ever after.

So, the next time you see a cute laundry scene in a movie like Big Daddy, don't even bother to think it could happen to you. As for me, I will wait patiently in my castle for Prince Charming to slay a dragon to get to me.

dear scary late night commercials

2009-07-10T14:07:00.001-07:00

Dear Scary Late-Night TV Commercials,

I think my greeting says it all: you are scary. As one of the world's jumpiest people, I do not appreciate you. While I understand you do have your place in society, i.e. before Saw 900 or some equivalent of bad story and blood, and know that some humans actually like you; you DO NOT have a right to interrupt my marathon of sappy chick flicks. Especially at 2 in the morning.

First, I am not asleep because I cannot sleep. Some man with a chain-saw and a scary mask does not lead to sweet dreams and does not make me any more wanting to place my head on a pillow and dream about you.

Second, as my love life is already dwindling, you intruding on my romantic comedy reminds me of the actually reality of what I am watching. Which is none.

Finally, anyone who may want to watch you will not be watching the Wedding Date or 10 Things I Hate About You or 2 Weeks Notice or Mean Girls etc. While I enjoy watching Lindsey Lohen getting publicly ridiculed, that does not me I want to see her head cut off with a chain saw.

Please, think about your audience and who you want to market to. Stop wasting your time scaring me.

Much Appreciated,

Lindsey

i saw the fink run and it opened up my eyes

2009-07-09T22:20:00.000-07:00

As many of you know, I had quite the Cross Country career in High School. Well, that's if you don't count the knee problem, poor nutrition, broken ankle and pure laziness that I encountered. Let's rephrase: I had quite a successful season of Cross Country. But I'll skip to the point... my last 5k race was 5 years ago and sense then my running has included breaks, a ridiculously slow pace or beer. (I'm talking a literal beer run here. Long story short, it was the fastest sprint ever. I don't let much get in the way of me and my tequila).

I've become what some experts describe as "out of shape." This didn't bother me for a while, I could use the elliptical or bike like no other, I have finally 100% committed to run a half marathon with 2 different people. (My current belief is that if I run 50% with each of them it equals 100).

Great plan. Introduce the "Almost Housewives of Milwaukee" a soon-to-be pod cast (or, more likely, an almost pod cast). I have a group of 4 attractive, funny, and alcoholic friend who have turned ourselves into 45-year old women 3 times a week. Or at least what we hope to be like in 20 years. We now go on "mom walks" which include a huffing and puffing mile followed by a stroll around the city before heading home to put the kids to bed and feed the husband. I really enjoyed this stage of my life.

As all great things do, this stage grew into our "half marathon training" or my daily slice of hell. Don't get me wrong, I like to run. In perfect conditions. Downhill. But the thing is, it's hard to find a 13-mile stretch downhill in good conditions around Milwaukee. Instead, my trusty trainer Kathleen bribes me into running up hills and around the city. This may be slightly dramatic. We have a four-mile course, we run about 2 1/2 of those miles, with walks in between, and we've only done that twice.

Enter Milwaukee's array of summer festivals. Enter Rosemary. Enter a 5k. Put those together and I got sucked into running a 5k.

So last night I headed downtown with 3 friends to test my (lack of) athletic ability. As soon as we got there I ran into a problem. There were people. Lots of people. And when I am drunk or just hanging out, I love people. But as soon as I do a sit up or run a block a want nothing to do with anything else that breathes oxygen. Personal preference. We got to the starting line with the other 4,000 cattle and waited to dash.

I do have to give the organizers some create, we only had to walk the first 45 seconds. Although I would have preferred to do that all 3 miles, we picked up the pace fast. And then it went like this.

.5 miles- I'm going to die, why are we running up hill. But we set our pace with the 8-year olds in front of us.

.7 miles- Rosmary pulls out her phone to listen to music. We rocked out to some MIA as some guy who had obviously just ran the Boston Marathon found it appropriate to comment on our texting. Excuse us for trying to provide some entertainment.

.8 miles- Contemplate cutting through the park. Decide we don't want to get in trouble for texting and cutting.

1.0 mile!- Downhill... finally.

1.5 miles- Pass up water station, sprint back to water table.

2.0 miles- Shin splints set it. I'm so glad I just paid 125 dollars for shoes to fix this problem. Decide I will keep running until we go back up hill.

2.1 miles- Start to doubt previous decision.

2.5 miles- Some stanbyer yells we're halfway down. The entire racing crowd turns on her and yells back that she's a lier. That's what she gets for trying to be supportive. And lazy.

2.7 miles- Kathleen taunts me into finishing the race. That, and the lady running with her 2 month old in the stroller passing me.

2.8 miles- We pass up the beer station. The first time I can readily remember passing up free booze IN MY LIFE.

3.1 MILES!!! We made. 33 minutes of pain, sarcasm and more pain and we sprinted slowly to the finish line.

From here, they ran out of cups for water. As much as I like sharing water with all of Milwaukee, we snuck our own bottle and walked around the festival like sweaty hobos drinking out of a gallon of water.

Looking back (all of 12 hours) I'm glad I finished it. It kind of sucks though, now I can't tell Kathleen that 3 miles is too far for our training. I'll have to come up with a new excuse. Like death.

the drunk dyer

2009-07-09T16:12:00.000-07:00

I've always been infatuated with my hair. From the first time my South African exchange student brushed bleach through my dark brown hair turning me into an two-toned preteen with an attitude, I fell in love with hair dye. I've been blond, black and at about all stages in between. I've diced my own hair, not only at the age of four but at 20 as well. Needless to say... it's an addiction.

Then came Val. The love of my life... well, if the love of my life could be a 40-year old gay man. Needless to say, we've been going steady for 2 1/2 years after my move to Milwaukee left me dull and flat. He's been there through my almost relationships, my drunken stories, and of course the many lengths and colors of my hair. Most of my friends use him now too, after they get my permission first. And those who don't, I don't like very much anyways.

My most recent adventure involved a bottle of vodka (well, most of my adventures do) and a bad choice of hair color. I had gone blonde for my best friend's wedding (a whole different adventure in itself) and decided I wanted to go back to my natural color. So after a mixed drink (or so) I ripped my first plastic glove and fumbled with the other. I spent the next 10 minutes spreading the brown cream all over my hair, face, arms, bathroom sink, floor, and bra. I spent the next 15 minutes scrubbing my skin raw so I wouldn't stain and headed back to my kitchen to make another drink.

By the time I hopped in the shower to rinse out the color, I was pretty tipsy (I think most people call it drunk, however, I hold myself to a different standard). I rinsed most of the color out dried off, put on some makeup and got my roommates approval of my artwork. I then headed to the bar for ladies night.

When I woke up the next morning at noon, I was so miserable I couldn't remember how I had gotten home the night before (thanks goodness for busting in on random neighbors and sharing salsa with my roommate and my foot). I rolled out of bed... or maybe I made a thud... whatever, and walked to my mirror where I saw a hung over girl with purple hair. Wait... it was a hung over girl with purple hair speckled with blonde.

Despite my horror, I figured out how to fix it so I couldn't tell. As long as I couldn't see how bad it looked, I figured neither could anyone else. After two weeks, I figured it had been long enough and bought another box of cheap color and dyed it again, sans vodka. I got better coverage but still have a mixture of black/brown/red/purple hair. Makes a mother proud I'm sure.

I finally worked up the courage to call Val and admit my mistake... after all... most drunken mistakes end in pregnancy. I was put on a strict diet of clarifying shampoo and no conditioner and I'm taking my hair into the doctor next Tuesday.

A Whole New Journey

2009-07-09T15:56:00.000-07:00

As I sat in bed last night pondering what had just taken place, I decided I needed to blog. I beg my cousin to blog about her days in S. Korea, but really, why is Korea better than Milwaukee? I lie an exciting life filled with drunkapades and randomness. I share my stories. Why don't I just write them down.

We've all tried our fair share of diaries, journals, and zanga accounts. But frankly, those are dumb. While I did enjoy reliving my first relationship through my innovative writings in my "boys are stupid, throw rocks at them" journal, I stopped caring. But my theory is I will have to tell my stories much less if people can read them, and I am lazy.

Who knows... one day I may have my own hip mini-series.